dog lords! protect me from the dark night and evil men! protect me from nightmares and period pain! please let me wake up and feel good! LET MY LOVE LAST FOREVER!!! <3<3<3 i promise u something in return this time! wooffff wooofffff woofff!!!!!!
so weird that ive been on tumblr for five years
im looking at my old blog from 2009!!!!!aaaah……. ??????
i often dream that i have a little penis and that my best friends are mean to me!!
"You know I take the pussy seriously. Let me tell you. You gotta take the pussy seriously. I mean, there’s a priority for a tight ass. But if it’s hairy, I go for the tits. But if the tits are hairy, hey, it’s right back to the pussy. But you’ve gotta speak to that pussy, son. You know, really talk to it. You make a vow to it. Now, no nation has ever been so ready… to seize the power and the freedom of the pussy as our own… and we must all care for that pussy. Today, we do more than just celebrate the pussy. We re-dedicate ourselves to the very idea of pussy. I mean, friends, ask not what the pussy can do for you… but what can you do for the pussy."
http://1o14.tumblr.com/info look i made a info page so now people know who i am and they can book me for shows too isnt this great! i hope someone in a cool country wants to book me!
tattoo a bellybutton on your forehead
i just feel its not fucking fair that i should have to go home from work and get less money just because im a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!